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STATISTICS
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ACITOSH SYSTEM(S): LC 475 (68040 w/FPU,
730MB HD, 36MB RAM), Duo 2300c (750MB HD, 56MB RAM), Newton 110 (Clear w/4MB
RAM Card).
BUBBLE
TROUBLE SCORE: 85,972 on Level
15
These are the official answers to the most pressing questions about me.
As you can tell, when you get a bunch of nerdy men with a woman, the
topic seldom has to do with Macs.
[RobberBar] Nosty... where did you learn to be such a pain in the
ass?
First, I am genetically female. Secondly, I am heterosexual. Therefore,
it is impossible for me to cause pain in the ass. I don't plan on having
a sex change, so I can not be held responsible for pain in the ass. If
you are experiencing pain in the ass
from your current mate, go see
Leigh.
[RSI] Nostalgia: do you
shave it?
I've been shaving since age 12, so I have lots of shaving experience. I
have shaved various parts of my body, others bodies, my animals, and
other peoples animals.
[bizzy] nosty, would
you shave it?
That's the bad part about shaving, it grows back! Therefore I would
definately shave all over again, and do.
[Rodeo] nosty:
when I next get out arizona way, will you have dinner with me?
Sure, just beware of that state. You never know when your picture might show up on
the web after visiting Arizona.
[mtreal] why did you pick your nick?
Every once in a while I get somebody from Greece that looks at my nick
and tells me that I have to be Greek. Greek people seem to love to boast
about how much of a contribution to languages they have made, and
supposedly it's THEIR word. Contrary to the belief, you don't have to be
Greek to use the word Nostalgia. It's also used by alot of
other languages. I happen to be a fan of 1980's New Wave music. I like
Soft Cell
alot, and thought of their song "Memorabilia." However, Memorabilia is
too long to be a nick, so I thought of Nostalgia.
[_Zool] Do you swallow?
I do like to visit old buildings and historic places. I have toured San
Juan Capistrano and other missions in
Cailfornia and in
Arizona. I have yet to go to Capistrano on St. Joseph's Day when the
swallows return. Hassling with the crowds would distract me from the
beauty of the area. I would recommend going on a much quieter day and
take the Pacific Coast Highway.
[TheBard] You like
big cock nos?
I really don't know why I am getting questions about birds. First
Swallows, now Cocks. Chicken is pretty much the only type of meat that I
do eat. It doesn't matter if the cock is really big, because I don't eat
much anyway. I once had two hens, one named Ping and the other one named
Pong. This was when 16K of RAM was plenty, and very prior to me even
hearing about the Internet. Right now I have a
dog, and desert tortise. My favorite animals are rodents though.
[doubting]
Nosty: Is it worth snooping the HTML code for hidden messages?
You never know what sick demented thoughts are under the page you are
viewing. It is important to protect your subconscious from the hidden
messages from the perverts abound by
reading the code.
[Irving] Nosty, Why
do you torment your fellow #macintosher's the way you do, and who is your
favorite to pick on?
The one advantage of the Internet is the power you have to really mess
with people's minds. I favor corruption, and I love to select raw
really innocent types to pick on. I don't have a favorite victim as of
yet. I
harrass all, so nobody is safe.
[Quigzy] Nosty: If
nerd wanted to have sex with you in a public place, would you oblige him?
When I have sex, I definately want pubic places involved!
POP QUIZ: Can you cite where this quote comes from, "It said public, I
changed it!"
The most public place that The_Nerd goes to is IRC. Therefore, I would
have sex with Nerd on IRC. I think it would make a good undress rehersal.
[_NiN_] Nostalgia, Is
there any correlation between shoe size and schlong size?
When I think of big feet, I think of bozo the clown. Thinking of Bozo
with a big dick would be
disturbing.
[Wowbagger]
Nostalgia,
what is the distinction between a slut and a nymphomaniac?
A slut wants sex, a nympho needs it.
[dan-] given the
chance to date barry or doubting, and no one else, who would it be?
Can I take both? Barry would be used for dancing and sex. I get turned on
by men who take it slow, don't speed dick, and use PenisDoubler.
Doubting would be used for his Macintosh knowledge and Apple discounts.
Now I just need a man to do the dishes for me.
Mail:nosty@nostalgia.net
This page was created on September 5th, 1995
